Colon flying under the White Sox radar
How do you lose a 245-pound Cy Young Award winner? Ask the Chicago White Sox.
The ChiSox have been unable to locate Pitcher Bartolo Colon, who is scheduled to make a minor league rehab start tonight with Triple A Charlotte.
ESPN has the deets, with Ozzie Guillen joking(?) that Colon was such a big Michael Jackson fan that he was unable to tear himself from the TV coverage.
In the age of Twitter and GPS, I wondered what would happen if Sox GM Ken Williams kicked it old school and searched for Colon via milk carton. Image below.

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